• Mexican wedding cookies
• chocolate chip cookies, but they advertise themselves as being "Montana's chocolate chip cookie," and I used to live in Montana, but the package says they're made in Alberta, which isn't even in the same country
• *macadamia* chocolate chip cookies, not from Montana
• macaroons for which the grocery store sent me a free e-coupon. They could have been chocolate chip macaroons, but I chose the standard flavor
• Stella d'Oro assortment I bought because the brand was popular in my New York Italian neighborhood as a kid; I showed laudable restraint and chose not to pick up the accompanying Stella d'Oro S-shaped pseudo-biscotti
• knockoff vanilla Oreos with apple cider donut filling

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